What exactly went wrong? How did it happen? And who's fault was it

Yup, just as you might have guessed. It's Chuck Conners. Just look at one of his prior offenses right here down there:

Come ON! --Everyone knows you can't just go around spitting anywhere near hydrogen storage tanks.

Photo: The British Government's 1957 civil defence poster on The Hydrogen Bomb, via glasstone.blogspot.com


Source: YNN
Via: The Truth About Cars

-Just a good ole’ boy…

Apparently at Pontiac, They Build Excitement.

"crash investigators are looking into whether speed played a factor." Awesome. -2News:On Your Side!

An officer at the scene was also not heard to say,"That has got to be the most elaborate police-dashcam-footage Photobomb attempt I have ever seen in my life."

Check a few of the Links for the Darwin-Scale-Awesome facts about the case, as in Exhibit A: Super Dave Eden had been arrested & released by police just 15 minutes before this accident.
Etc,...


Photo: "The Dukes of Hazzard", via CMT Dukes Institute

Source:
Dayton Daily News

Via:
The Truth About Cars

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That immodestly-dressed women cause earthquakes.

If some odd religious hypotheses are right, there should at least be a few noticeable earthquakes in Washington DC, West Lafayette Indiana, and perhaps a few other cities on April 26th, 2010.

The indiscreetly-dressed women will have somehow attracted vast quantities of men away from their normal location, making them behave in lascivious ways completely against their ordinarily purer nature, ::then a miracle:: and somehow the tectonic plates of the earth would've shifted and shuddered, all due to the ladies' magnetic boobage; -or assage, or leggage as the case may be.

[ed: wait a sec, is this just a weird stone-age-religion-version of the old 70s-Standby: "If this van is a-rockin' don't come a-knockin'"-??!!?]

Regardless: The most important takeaway of course, is that this is Serious Scientific Inquiry in the unboringest way possible, and that there is a place for boobs and immodestly-dressed women in every possible pursuit in life, even the rigorous world of the scientific method.

So here's looking forward to Jen McCreight's experiment, her 80,000+ closest & most-immodest friends, the results, the published studies, near-shoo-in OBE appointment by Queen Elizabeth II, and subsequent Nobel Peace Prize in Theoretical Physics, The Humanities, and Plate Techtonics.

Hats off to Jen all her intrepid participants.

GO BOOBS!


UPDATE 4/27: BoobQuake Scientific Results are in at Jen's Blog

Photo: "Lethal Weapons", by Jen McCreight


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Links:
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Jen McCreight's Original Experiment Post
The Original Post at Friendly Atheist

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