Easily one of the best singing voices on all of YouTube -and pretty good acoustic chops, too.

And Ashley Dupree is cursing; -"That should be MY seven whore diamond spotlight moment, dammit!".

Strike Up The Band, Fellaz!!! Because The Parade of Political Diddlers is officially back on! [cheering]











Go Go John Edwards!
-Now Spitzer looks like a biker rockstar and Clinton almost seems classy by comparison; -given that Edwards had the affair during his wife's cancer fight. Would Chubby-Chaser "Slick Willy" even stoop that low?

-Oh, and of course Edwards is not the father of the lovechild. ... Who's birth certificate is mysteriously blank in a few spots.

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Capibarra?

Nutria on Steroids and shaved?

Nope, nope and nope.

It's clearly the result of late-night kitchen gene-splicing experiments between the two ladies.

Yup, there you have it. Definitely RR & MS. -AND clearly flipping off the cameraman!


(though Gawker does note that the Strong Guis Leehnd publicist who ran 840 people over with her SUV is unfortunately still alive.)

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So, the world-class, expert photoretouchers here at WD have put together a sweet, sweet comp to approximate the majesty of this hybrid of gorgeousness equal to Halle Berry, Rhona Mitra, Jessica Alba or Salma Hayek.

Bigger Pix + Link after the jump.

Napoleon, you are sooo burrned!!

Photo:"Watchful Lioness", by Kenneth Madsen
Photo:"Car 3", by Andy Stafiniak
Photo:"Black Jaguar", by Michal Zacharzewski

Black JagLion at Bear Creek Sanctuary

Our brilliant friends across the pond realize this and encourage bewbage with abandon and their own inimitable sense of humor.

-Unfortunately, the American version of the show soon to be hawked by NBC is sure to suck, and I feel the only hope for it at all would be to populate the front row of the studio audience with impossibly hott bewb deliverage devices.

Larger pics after the jump.

I've just recently said as much in my prayers to Jesus and Network Television:

Dear lord, these things I pray.
That the mighty corporate rectum-puppets of our great broadcasting system will go forth and farm the fertile delta of southern cal for the abundant bleeth hottness flourishing therein. Let them be good and constant servants of the lord, and let them populate the valley of their studio audience with the bounty of their harvesting and the fruits of thine own perfect design (as exemplified by our Anglo-Saxon brethren and sistren here:

)
And lo, let no man pursue, his right to happiness notwithstanding, the boobies perpetually out of reach, for those are not boobies at all. (Hat tip to: HotChicksWithDouchebags)
--

Seriously, if you're not finding a way to watch BBC's TopGear already; -you should.

TopGear USA Audience Casting via AutoFiends

Certainly good time for invention. Women just the laying downs eternity; men do all work in bedroom, anysure.

Maybe this instance 2 minutes finally enough?...

... OR, just make MORE nagging, just every 2 minute???

hmmmmm. -either way, poonanny boom good deal all 'round.

Mahalo.


Photo: "Fireworks", by RAWKU5

DailyMail-G-Shot

Now, a 12-Year-Old Girl in Glasgow Scotland has degenerative bone disease, several fractures and Rickets due to parents' restrictive vegan diet imposed on her since birth.

Causing Global Warming apparently not enough for them, now Vegetarians are bent on causing children a long, slow death and deformity.

El Burro says: "CARNIVORES UNTIE (f'in dislexia!) AND EAT ALL THE VEGETARIANS!!!!!!!!!"


Photo, "Crazy Lady" by Brenton Nicholls
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as I burn it,

because James Houston kicks ass.

If there were ever a reason to chuck out entry deadlines for contests for sheer (rat+cat+dog)^(6.02*turducken) -scale awesomeness of entry alone:

This Video Is It.

Quote: "I missed the contest deadline, so I'm offering it here for you to enjoy."

-->James buddy, No you Didn't miss the deadline. You just proved that in the Soviet Russia of Awesomeness, Brilliance Deadlines YOU! -and there is no 'Off' switch for Genius.


Photo, ScreenShot of James Houston's Video for "Nude".

Big Ideas (don't get any) from James Houston on Vimeo. -via HackADay, via Engadget.

First Order of Business: No Booze On Public Transport.

Shocking that entire stations and train cars were not rent asunder by sheer force of -DOOF!, DOOF!, DOOF!, DOOF!-; euro techno melded with britons chanting something that sounds like the dirty thing Italians sing at 'football' games.

How England just got around to banning booze on public transport Three -(3)- days ago is a testament to their superiority as a culture and a nation.

El Burro salutes you, Old Blighty!!!
Vid of the Best Party you will ever see; -short of a formaldehyded Hootie and The Blowfish surrounded by a cloud of atomized LSD at the Great Pyramid with Jimi Hendrix on guitar and John Bonham on Drums in 2999-, after the jump.





BTW, I think preserving a nation that could party this effectively is what Churchill had in mind when he said:

"We shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old."


--Our Prince is better! (sorry, Will & Harry):

via Wired   Facebook-CircleLine Party Group   WinstonChurchill.org   Flickr-CircleLineParty

And that man is Carlos Mencia.

Love him or hate him, he's right. Vegetarians, especially ones addicted to leafy greens instead of Tofu-snorting, are themselves the planet-destroying enviro-pariahs they love to dehumanize and rag on.
Keep Destroying the Earth's Photosynthetic and Carbon-Fixation capacity by eating nothing but plants, you dirty post-hippie patchouli-soaked Gastro-snobs!!!

I for one am ASTOUNDED Stephen Colbert didn't pick up on this one first.
-Though he was right when he said Polar Bears are Bastards! I wholeheartedly agree. But then Carlos has always had way too much sense to agree with Steve very often.

The best thing we can do for the environment right now, besides barbecuing Al Gore, is to move closer to steakhouses so we won't have to drive as far.

Note, too the Methane argument is SOOooo passé! -The average person farts 14 times per day.

I'm willing to bet Vegetarians fart more often than that; -and in greater volumes of gas.

Word has it from various talk-show dressing rooms that Sting himself could power an entire 3rd World country completely on his own, if he were somehow able to recapture all the gases emanating from his body as a result of his macrobiotic diet.

SO: If cows are going to be Fart-Restricted, then that's the smallest measure the EPA can take against vegetarians also.

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Formerly known as the United Independent Broadcasters, and later as the Columbia Phonographic Broadcasting System, this new-fangled Columbia Broadcasting System, Inc. has had its fingers in the pies of technological pro-gress since the year Nineteen Hundred and Twenty-Seven (just in time for the Great Crash, btw), wildly diving forth into the futuristic field of sound recordings immortalized on wax cylinders and later on the fancier Shell-Lac variety.

Who would have guessed that this startling tale of corporate derring-do would have originated with a man named "Leslie"? -Ho, ho ho! There are in-deed Boers completely inside your fortress, Giving You What-For, Radio Corporation of America!!!

Why Jules Verne himself recently prophesied that high-speed Morse Code style transmissions would soon be rocketing at lightening velocities, -even traversing whole COUNTIES-, across the wild hay-wire tangle of Alternating-Current cables so recently implemented in this great land by George Westinghouse and the Mad Genius, Dr. Nikola Tesla, from the great nation of Serbia!

Good show Leslie, old boy! And don't trust those electric starters! -Always hand-crank your Model-A to get it going!

In fact, here is a short exerpt of Broadcasting Scientist Leslie Moon-ves hard at work in C-N-E-T's Inter - Operational - Networking laboratory crafting a new women's quarterly, (code-named "M.A.R.I.A"):




An inside snoop tells 'the donky' that their first piece will be on theoretical fashion innovations of the future!



After which, they will produce a form of entertainment "Talkie" involving Motion Pictures, Musical Accompaniment by Orchestra (ala an RKO "Radio Picture") and a Dance Troupe Led by Penny Singleton:



You make Arthur Judson and and William S. Paley, proud, Les' ! Keep forging forth at 860kHz!!!!
Happy Days are indeed here again!:



Linkage:
Wikipedia-CBS   Valleywag-CBS/CNET

Usually I have as much tolerance for Pop Tart music as I do for Paris Hilton. Herpes is not a gift and it's not special like the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus, or Lucky the Leprechaun; in spite of the fact that it keeps coming back for a visit.

But enough Yael-ing! Nickel Creek, whom I just found now, has inspired the Burro so much, fellow WD-ers can expect a Scandinavian Death Metal-style follow-up cover versio of "Toxic" from El Burro, Jonathan Davis from Korn, Jeffrey Walker from Carcass, and a few other assorted donkeys. Here are the vids:

Nickel Creek's "Toxic" with tongue planted firmly in cheek:



Yael Naïm's more serious, skillful and less funny "Toxic" (if you can get past the accent):

Their bookmarking widget for the IM/Social Bookmark/Micro-Personal-Blogging Juggernaut that is Twitter either malfunctioned, or was taken down, or was written badly enough to Bork The Whole Page. -Thanks!; TwitThis $*#%-ers!!!

A Minimum wait of 120 seconds doesn't sound like much, but when you're used to it loading in 1.5 seconds, 120 seems like an absolute Eternity (and the stats reflect it)!

Anyway, the boondoggle from April 2 - April 7 has been fixed. Resume Happy Weblog Surfage, my little donkeys! -thx.

Silly rabbit, Trix Are For Kids! -vid of Chris after the jump





Wacky Dr. Laura Agrees!!!