That immodestly-dressed women cause earthquakes.

If some odd religious hypotheses are right, there should at least be a few noticeable earthquakes in Washington DC, West Lafayette Indiana, and perhaps a few other cities on April 26th, 2010.

The indiscreetly-dressed women will have somehow attracted vast quantities of men away from their normal location, making them behave in lascivious ways completely against their ordinarily purer nature, ::then a miracle:: and somehow the tectonic plates of the earth would've shifted and shuddered, all due to the ladies' magnetic boobage; -or assage, or leggage as the case may be.

[ed: wait a sec, is this just a weird stone-age-religion-version of the old 70s-Standby: "If this van is a-rockin' don't come a-knockin'"-??!!?]

Regardless: The most important takeaway of course, is that this is Serious Scientific Inquiry in the unboringest way possible, and that there is a place for boobs and immodestly-dressed women in every possible pursuit in life, even the rigorous world of the scientific method.

So here's looking forward to Jen McCreight's experiment, her 80,000+ closest & most-immodest friends, the results, the published studies, near-shoo-in OBE appointment by Queen Elizabeth II, and subsequent Nobel Peace Prize in Theoretical Physics, The Humanities, and Plate Techtonics.

Hats off to Jen all her intrepid participants.

GO BOOBS!


UPDATE 4/27: BoobQuake Scientific Results are in at Jen's Blog

Photo: "Lethal Weapons", by Jen McCreight


JUMP BONUS! +UPDATE: The world Responds:






Flickr Group:



Boobquake Tumblr Site; Oh, and A-DOR-ABLE!!!:

The Colbert Report	Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
Boobquake Day Causes Earthquake
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Links:
BoobQuake 2010 Facebook Event Page
Jen McCreight's Twitter Page w/BoobQuake Updates
Jen's Blog Post Update
Jen McCreight's Original Experiment Post
The Original Post at Friendly Atheist

Boobquake Flickr Group
Boobquake Tumblr Site

Other Coverage:
News.AU
Tosh.0
HeraldSun
YouTube-BoobQuake Song
CNN

Diego Stocco - Experibass from Diego Stocco on Vimeo.

In this iteration, Thanko continues the good fight with its wacky gadgets, scoring a grand-slam in the long war of breast-beautification.

How warming them up (or scalding them --40C?!?) is supposed to make them more beautiful, I don't know; but what the hell.

Perhaps there is a Japanese outdoor-laptop-expedition-shirt-equivalent to the January-scheduled No Pants Day by Improv Everywhere???

-> And they do it why? -Because they can.

No doubt the insane geniuses across the [other] pond have built up an entire sub-culture around electronic breast-warming already.

Arigato, Thanko; -Arigato!


Links:
Thanko USB Bust Warmer, via Engadget. Translated @ Babelfish and Google. Both are hilarious. G4TV - What's Up With Japan?