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<title>Say Hello To Your Future Overlord: Capucine, The Cutest Kid On Planet Earth.</title>
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Sorry for the wonky content disconnect, but this French kid is the cutest, most intelligent being on the planet and probably the entire galaxy. 

Garrison Keillor</summary>
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<dc:subject>Awwww -Cute!</dc:subject>
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<p>Sorry for the wonky content disconnect, but this French kid is the cutest, most intelligent being on the planet and probably the entire galaxy. </p>

<p>Garrison Keillor & Joseph Campbell <em>WISH</em> they had her improvisational storytelling chops; and Audrey Tautou wishes she were as cute. <br />
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<br /><a href="http://vimeo.com/2113477" target="new">Once upon a time...</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/user115775" target="new">Capucha</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com" target="new">Vimeo</a>, via <a href="http://videogum.com/archives/cute-as-balls/amelie-jr-1_033501.html?utm_source=bb&utm_medium=mc" target="new">VideoGum</a>, via <a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2008/11/12/amelie-jr.html" target="new">BoingBoing</a></p>]]>

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<title>Git Your Shades Out, It&apos;s StewMurray&apos;s Endless Caruso One-Liners from CSI Miami</title>
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<issued>2008-11-15T14:42:54Z</issued>
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The world&apos;s most popular tv show, with some of the world&apos;s most awesomely bad acting, gets reduced to its salient points by StewMurray from YouTube.
Hat Tip to BCS!

Bonus: Appropriately Enough, Jim Carrey Analyzes after the Jump:</summary>
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The world's most popular tv show, with some of the world's most awesomely bad acting, gets reduced to its salient points by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/stewmurray47">StewMurray</a> from YouTube.<br />
Hat Tip to BCS!</p>

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Jim Carrey Analyzes on The Late Show with David Letterman:<br />
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<title>Do WHAT to Fiat, Now?</title>
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Well if you say so, -maybe we can work something out. -I&apos;ll call up my dragon friends and ask.
But not on the first date, anyway.

And don&apos;t pick up my daughter in that car!</summary>
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But not on the first date, anyway.<br />
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And don't pick up my daughter in that car!<br />
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<title>Who the EFF is Samurai Scrote? -And Why Does He Have [ed] 6000+ Comments?</title>
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Who is this man?
How is it he&apos;s figured a way to stain Stainless Steel, to hump Humpback Whales, to transform into a goat and placekick Zeus in the nards?

Get Involved! -Solve the mystery! Witness the Majesty that is</summary>
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Who is this man?<br />
How is it he's figured a way to stain Stainless Steel, to hump Humpback Whales, to transform into a goat and placekick Zeus in the nards?</p>

<p>Get Involved! -Solve the mystery! Witness the Majesty that is Samurai Scrote and  the funniest comment thread on the internet!<br />
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PS: A big howdy to all 'Baghunters, DWTD!, and his noble spirit guide "Zombie" who still persecutes the scum of the earth Elizabeth Banks talks about in the links.<br />
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Samurai Scrote: The Funniest (and longest; [ed:]~6000) Comment Thread On The Internet (NSFW)</a></p>

<p><a href="http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2008/10/samurai-scrote.html" target="new">Original Post at Hot Chicks With Douchebags</a></p>

<p><a href="http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2008/10/hcwdb-of-week.html" target="new">Samurai Scrote up for HCwDB Of The Week</a>, and <a href="http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2008/10/hcwdb-of-week-samurai-scrote.html" target="new">Wins</a></p>

<p><a href="http://samuraiscrote.blogspot.com/" target="new">Even a Tribute Blog has gone up!</a><br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWzw6jPpw_Y" target="new"><br />
And a Short Tribute Video at YT</a><br />
<br />Elizabeth Banks Apparently Skilled at Spotting & Mocking Douchebags <a href="http://www.nbc.com/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/video/episodes/#vid=805221" target="new">@NBC</a> and <a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/42021/the-tonight-show-fri-oct-31-2008?c=1260:1375" target="new">Hulu</a></p>]]>

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<title>Coolest Thing EVAR! - Salt Patterns On Vibrating Table</title>
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<summary type="text/plain">ok, &gt;&gt; TURN. YOUR. SPEAKERS. -D O W N- </summary>
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<![CDATA[<p>ok, >> TURN. YOUR. SPEAKERS. -D O W N- <<<br />
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If this doesn't provide empirical proof for the theories espoused in the Tool songs, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiV_ue-PbL4" target="new">"Parabola"</a> and <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=og-6ewDlksM">"Forty Six and Two"</a>, I don't know what does.<br />
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I <strong>Do</strong> sure know that my grandpa could easily blast all the salt off that table with one well-executed and super-powerful 40hz fart, though. <br />
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<title>What Else Can Be Said But: Drainage Fail</title>
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<title>Little Girl Flips Off Old WaMu Customer</title>
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<p>The important thing here is that capitalism is clearly more important than old people, and that in the next loop of this zen koan, the little girl will be the old beggar woman, a child of the revolution that will eventually consume her.</p>

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<title>Every Little Thing Lizzy Loeb Does Is Magic</title>
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<created>2008-08-12T06:29:55Z</created>
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<p>Easily one of the best singing voices on all of YouTube -and pretty good acoustic chops, too.<br />
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<title>Spitzer Breathes Sigh of Relief, Joins Bill Clinton Club;  John Edwards Officially Banged Hussy</title>
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<summary type="text/plain">Somewhere in a tony, wood-paneled washington hotel that condones unprotected anal sex with female prostitutes who have magic ******s, Eliot Spitzer is breathing a Massive Sigh of Relief; &quot;I&apos;m finally outta da spotlight!&quot;. 

And Ashley Dupree is cursing; -&quot;That should be MY seven whore diamond spotlight moment, dammit!&quot;.

Strike Up The Band,</summary>
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<![CDATA[<div style="float:right;"><div class="img-shadow"><img src="http://www.wonkydonky.net/images/edwards150.jpg" alt="john edwards rielle hunter love child" title="ah did NOT have SEX with that woman!" /></div><br clear="all" /><?php readfile ('/home/bardojx9/public_html/adbox2entcont.php'); ?></div>Somewhere in a tony, wood-paneled washington hotel that condones unprotected anal sex with female prostitutes who have magic ******s, Eliot Spitzer is breathing a Massive Sigh of Relief; "I'm finally outta da spotlight!". 

<p>And Ashley Dupree is cursing; -"That should be MY seven whore diamond spotlight moment, dammit!".</p>

<p>Strike Up The Band, Fellaz!!! Because The Parade of Political Diddlers is officially back on! [cheering]<br />
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Go Go John Edwards! <br />
-Now Spitzer looks like a biker rockstar and Clinton almost seems classy by comparison; -given that Edwards had the affair during his wife's cancer fight. Would Chubby-Chaser "Slick Willy" even stoop that low?</p>

<p>-Oh, and of course Edwards is not the father of the lovechild. ... Who's birth certificate is mysteriously blank in a few spots.</p>

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<title>Montauk Monster Clearly Discarded Lovechild of Martha Stewart and Rachael Ray</title>
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<summary type="text/plain">Pitbull?

Capibarra?

Nutria on Steroids and shaved?

Nope, nope and nope.

It&apos;s clearly the result of late-night kitchen gene-splicing experiments between the two ladies.

You&apos;ll see the resemblance in much clearer detail after the jump.</summary>
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<p>Capibarra?</p>

<p>Nutria on Steroids and shaved?</p>

<p>Nope, nope and nope.</p>

<p>It's clearly the result of late-night kitchen gene-splicing experiments between the two ladies.<br />
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<p><img src="http://www.wonkydonky.net/images/mmonstersandmsrr450.jpg" alt="montauk monster rachael ray martha stewart" title="you never loved me, mommy!!!" /><br />
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Yup, there you have it. Definitely RR & MS. -AND clearly flipping off the cameraman!<br />
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(though Gawker does note that the Strong Guis Leehnd publicist who ran 840 people over with her SUV is unfortunately still alive.)</p>

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