Japan's Thanko Is Cruise Control For Awesome - This Time: USB Bust Warmer

"What's Up With Japan?", G4TV asks. -I echo the sentiment wholeheartedly.

In this iteration, Thanko continues the good fight with its wacky gadgets, scoring a grand-slam in the long war of breast-beautification.

How warming them up (or scalding them --40C?!?) is supposed to make them more beautiful, I don't know; but what the hell.

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Posted by elburro on 01/19/09 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

NYT Thinks Economy Not Bad Enough Yet; Demands $4Gal Gas As Subsidy For Repainting Lenin's Portrait On Their Ivory Tower

Apparently, the ONLY break we all seem to be getting in this rather crappy economic climate is ~$1.55/Gal gas.

BUT NO-OO-OOOO!

That's -Not Cool- with the NYT!

There aren't yet enough suburban Society Wives clipping coupons or Hedge-Funders trading in mega-yachts. Things don't need to get better, they should get Worse!

*Coupled with a sense of timing that would make (the inventor of the guillotine)^(Marie Antoinette's cake comment) look less ironic, their Man Ezra Dyer

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Posted by elburro on 12/29/08 | Comments (1) | Email to a friend |

Natalie Portman + Hipster Yeti Up For Hot Chick With Douchebag Celebrity Couple Of The Year

This year brought somewhat relieving news that my beloved Natalie Portman is no longer dating a Hipster Yeti.

Even Better News is that she and her former beloved have been put in the running for Hot Chick With Douchebag Celebrity Couple of The Year by DB1 in the 2008 Douchies Awards over at HotChicksWithDouchebags.com.

Freaky Video After the Jump or no, I feel that this is the time for all good men and women to come to the aid of their country

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Posted by elburro on 12/15/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Bluegrass Britney Spears! -WTF??? -TFSU! Nickel Creek FTW!!

After a search for Yael Naïm's wacky video for the MacBook Air song on YouTube, El Burro somehow ended up on these guys. -I guess through Yael's own cover of the song. -Which simultaneously Tests my undying love for Yael, the producer-buddy who whipped her ass into shape, and my tolerance for french accents in pop music.

Usually I have as much tolerance for Pop Tart music as I do for Paris Hilton. Herpes is not a gift and it's not special like the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus, or Lucky the Leprechaun; in spite of the fact that it keeps coming back for a visit.

But enough Yael-ing!

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Posted by elburro on 05/15/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Crazy Japanese WMD Slogan Underpants

Honestly, we here at WD thought the Flickr Chinglish Pool was the absolute tops and the last word in freestyle english language mashup public humor poetry with gems like "mind crotch", "Naïve Bear Paradise", "Herpes Schmerpes", "Beaty Sharon, the service for massage", "Fale Toilet", and (for the Brits in the house) "Fanny Florist, Ltd." (as 'fanny' means something diff to the Brits, eh?)

HOWEVER!!!

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Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Boycott Southwest-Goddamn Airlines! AT-TI-CA, AT-TI-CA!!!

After installing their pseudo-puritan Born Again Moral Compasses into the instrumentation of the planes, Southwest has gone just Too Fucking Far this time.

They humiliated and threatened to bounce a Hot Chick off their flight. Those Damn Dirty Bastards!

Kyla Ebbert is entitled to fly just the same as any random ugly chode guy.
When, Oh When will the discrimination against hot blondes in tiny miniskirts stop, I ask you???
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Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Alien Caterpillar Made From Baby Dolls

The artist, Jon Beinart, has been a Parent, an Aunt or an Uncle, before; no?

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Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |