ACHTUNGUNTZEE! -BOOB QUAKE- BEST. SCIENCE. EXPERIMENT. EVAR!!!

In the tradition of the best science experiments ever conducted in history, Copernicus, Newton, Tesla, Einstein, you name it; student Jen McCreight has enlisted [upd: almost a hundred] thousands of women, armed only with their boobs, to test out a very strange hypothesis.

That immodestly-dressed women cause earthquakes.

If some odd religious hypotheses are right, there should at least be a few noticeable earthquakes in Washington DC, West Lafayette Indiana, and perhaps a few other cities on April 26th, 2010.

The indiscreetly-dressed women

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Posted by elburro on 04/25/10 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

If You're Going To Water The Rock Garden, At Least Get Your Girlfriend To Help

SOOOO Jealous!!!

Some guys have all the luck :(

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Posted by elburro on 09/ 5/09 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Japan's Thanko Is Cruise Control For Awesome - This Time: USB Bust Warmer

"What's Up With Japan?", G4TV asks. -I echo the sentiment wholeheartedly.

In this iteration, Thanko continues the good fight with its wacky gadgets, scoring a grand-slam in the long war of breast-beautification.

How warming them up (or scalding them --40C?!?) is supposed to make them more beautiful, I don't know; but what the hell.

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Posted by elburro on 01/19/09 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Every Little Thing Lizzy Loeb Does Is Magic

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Posted by elburro on 08/12/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Spitzer Breathes Sigh of Relief, Joins Bill Clinton Club; John Edwards Officially Banged Hussy

Somewhere in a tony, wood-paneled washington hotel that condones unprotected anal sex with female prostitutes who have magic ******s, Eliot Spitzer is breathing a Massive Sigh of Relief; "I'm finally outta da spotlight!".

And Ashley Dupree is cursing; -"That should be MY seven whore diamond spotlight moment, dammit!".

Strike Up The Band,

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Posted by elburro on 08/ 9/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Top Gear USA's Only Hope? -Boobs

Let's face it, we all believe the children are our future. And those children will have to breast-feed at some point if they are to be as healthy as possible.

Our brilliant friends across the pond realize this and encourage bewbage with abandon and their own inimitable sense of humor.

-Unfortunately, the American version of the show soon to be hawked by NBC is sure to suck, and I feel the only hope for it at all would be to populate the front row of the studio audience with impossibly hott bewb deliverage devices.

Larger pics after the jump.

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Posted by elburro on 07/22/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Collagen Make Poonanny Go Boom.

Maybe fix Spitzer Mama-San? -or Vietnamese ding-dong beads instead?

Certainly good time for invention. Women just the laying downs eternity; men do all work in bedroom, anysure.

Maybe this instance 2 minutes finally enough?...

... OR, just make MORE nagging, just every 2 minute???

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Posted by elburro on 06/23/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

CBS Buys Bleeding-Edge Company CNET, Color Tele-Vision To Follow

Early in the morning after a few hearty constitutions and a bran flake enema at the Battle Creek San', Chief Mugwump of the Columbia Broadcasting System Incorporated, aka The Tiffany Network, agreed to buy the brash young scallywag upstart of a company that goes by the initials of C-N-E-T; -no doubt a H.A.M. Radio callsign.

Formerly known as the United Independent Broadcasters, and later as the Columbia Phonographic Broadcasting System, this new-fangled Columbia

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Posted by elburro on 05/16/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Chris Rock Says It's All Silda Spitzer's Fault

If this segment of Chris Rock's "Bigger and Blacker" is any indication of a general philosophy, I think Chris would agree that whatever wacky shit Eliot wanted that would have "Seemed Unsafe", as the quote goes, was first and foremost Silda Wall Spitzer's responsibility as duly appointed Freaky-Male-Libido-Kink Goalie.

Silly rabbit, Trix Are For Kids! -vid of Chris after the jump

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Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloon Ideas at Oobject

Perhaps I'm just old, but I couldn't

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Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Delta Sez: "Bring On The Sexy Stews, Baby!!!"

People pay attention to hot chicks. (even other hot chicks)

Full Vid after the jump.

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Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Boycott Southwest-Goddamn Airlines! AT-TI-CA, AT-TI-CA!!!

After installing their pseudo-puritan Born Again Moral Compasses into the instrumentation of the planes, Southwest has gone just Too Fucking Far this time.

They humiliated and threatened to bounce a Hot Chick off their flight. Those Damn Dirty Bastards!

Kyla Ebbert is entitled to fly just the same as any random ugly chode guy.
When, Oh When will the discrimination against hot blondes in tiny miniskirts stop, I ask you???
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Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Another Reason to Move to Scotland: Smacking Co-Workers' Bottoms, Calling Them Naughty Girls OK

SO, "Lesbian Spank Inferno" was not just a fantastic episode of the BBC's 'Coupling' sitcom, but a sassy pastime in Scottish courts.

For example, Mrs. Middleton proclaims: "Nobody is that friendly with me other than my husband."

Now let's examine that phrase for a second, ok?
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Time's up. -Ok; ->Exactly. -Perjury, right?
She's Scottish -And a lawyer. No, Mrs. Middleton;

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Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

DIY Knitted Uterus For Bitter, Barren, Cat-Lady Spinsters

With so many women becoming increasingly tied to their careers and their irrational "Unicorns, Rainbows and Lucky-charm-farts" Expectations of men, the rate of Uterus Expiration is at an all time high, despite the rigors of modern science.

Even The Blog of Bitches, by Bitches for Bitches -otherwise known as "Jezebel" has been able to illustrate a few bad examples (in their new comedy section).

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Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Joanne From Rocketboom Trains With New York Jedis, Retains Sense of Humor

Love the Princess Leia Cinnamon Buns Hairdo on her here.
Rocketboom Jedi Episode


"the practicality of it? -it's very very versatile."
-as Versatile as, hmm, say, ....
"The STAR WARS KID"????!!?!?!!?

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