Video: Explosion! Hydrogen Refueling Station In Rochester Goes Boom. -Steve Jobs Continues To Elude Authorities

Two people, including a driver from Praxair were injured during a tank exchange at a hydrogen refueling station just outside Rochester airport that led to an explosion.

What exactly went wrong? How did it happen? And who's fault was it?

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Posted by elburro on 08/27/10 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Video: Ohio Dukes of Hazzard Police Car Passing Attempt FAIL

Well, right about now you’d think them Duke boys could use a little help from Cooter and his tow truck, and you’d be about a hunderd-and-fifty-proof right.

‘Cause boy I tell you, the day they passed out good luck, Bo and Luke must have been out fishing.

…You know, some day I’m gonna write me a book about Hazzard county insurance claims for that li’l green feller what works fer Guy Co.

-Just a good ole’ boy…

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Posted by elburro on 08/23/10 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Video: PomplaMoose Improves on "Telephone"

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Posted by elburro on 04/20/10 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Sabotage, Homage, SHAZAYUM!!! Katie King Mashes Battlestar Galactica Up Into Beastie Boys' Classic Vid

Check out the funny genius that is Katie King and her mashup of the original Spike Jonze vid! +Oh and: Please, please, please; pretty please media companies, let this vid stay up! It's just too much fun!

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Posted by elburro on 03/10/10 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Best Rube-Goldberg Video EVAH! OK Go's "This Too Shall Pass"

Directed by James Frost, OK Go and Syyn Labs. Produced by Shirley Moyers. The official video for

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Posted by elburro on 03/ 2/10 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Video: City In Miniature, "The Sandpit" by Sam O'Hare

I love how the photography obscures enough details and includes such an odd perspective that the film becomes MUCH more pensive and thought-provoking than

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Posted by elburro on 03/ 2/10 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Video: Mad Genius Diego Stocco And His ExperiBass

CRIPES!
Don't think anything needs to be said. Just LISTEN!!11!

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Posted by elburro on 09/28/09 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Video: Cheeky Brits Combine Humor, Smarts, And World's Fastest SSD RAID @2GB/s Into Awesomeness

If nothing else, stay for the funny production values and silly background music, which instantly makes it 10x better

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Posted by elburro on 03/10/09 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Video: Email Starts Fights. Or Ed Muzio Just Called Your Mother A Dirty Pirate Whore.

-But He didn't mean it to sound exactly that way.

Note to self: Become better expository writer, or

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Posted by elburro on 03/ 6/09 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Video: We Are Here To Change The World ... --By Juggling Upside Down

This video is not to be missed. -If even for the Late-80's, Early 90's awful soundtrack;

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Posted by elburro on 03/ 3/09 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Video: En Garde, Amelie Jr. !!! -Broccoli Kitten To Steal Ur Crown Uv Cuteness!

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! -They be stealin' mah brokly!!!

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Posted by elburro on 02/ 5/09 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

RIP, Ricardo Montalban 1920-2009 w/Video

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Posted by elburro on 01/17/09 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Video: Acoustic 'Pork & Beans' With Tay Zonday and Brian Bell of Weezer

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Posted by elburro on 12/15/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Video: The Instant Classic Audi R8: Drop The Gun Or...

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Posted by elburro on 12/10/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Video: Say Hello To Your Future Overlord: Capucine, The Cutest Kid On Planet Earth.

Sorry for the wonky content disconnect, but this French kid is the cutest, most intelligent being on the planet and probably the entire galaxy.

Garrison Keillor

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Posted by elburro on 11/16/08 | Comments (2) | Email to a friend |

Video: Git Your Shades Out, It's StewMurray's Endless Caruso One-Liners from CSI Miami

The world's most popular tv show, with some of the world's most awesomely bad acting, gets reduced to its salient points by StewMurray from YouTube.
Hat Tip to BCS!

Bonus: Appropriately Enough, Jim Carrey Analyzes after the Jump:

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Posted by elburro on 11/15/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Video: Coolest Thing EVAR! - Salt Patterns On Vibrating Table

ok, >> TURN. YOUR. SPEAKERS. -D O W N- <<
-you'll get hurt if you don't.

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Posted by elburro on 10/19/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Video: Street Magic FAIL -What Is The British Word For Oops!?

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Posted by elburro on 10/18/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Video: The BeatBearing - A Sequencer/Drum Machine Using Ball Bearings

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Posted by elburro on 10/17/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Video: Check Out The ReacTogon Chain Reactive Performance Arpeggiator

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Posted by elburro on 10/16/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Video: What Else Can Be Said But: Drainage Fail

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Posted by elburro on 10/10/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Video: Apparently, Darth Vader Can Really Shred On Guitar

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Posted by elburro on 10/ 7/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Video: Every Little Thing Lizzy Loeb Does Is Magic

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Posted by elburro on 08/12/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Video: Yes, It's The Scuba Cat From The HowStuffWorks.com Commercial!

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Posted by elburro on 07/ 8/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Vid: Slackware Masterpiece! James Houston Remixes Radiohead's "Nude"

-and my home recording equipment gently weeps

as I burn it,

because James Houston kicks ass.

If there were ever a reason to chuck out entry deadlines for contests for sheer (rat+cat+dog)^(6.02*turducken) -scale awesomeness of entry alone:

This Video Is It.
-> jump.

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Posted by elburro on 06/ 9/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

ELL-OH GUBNAR!! -Brits Launch Greatest UndergrounD Party Since ... 1999? Where are you, Prince??? [w/vids]

Once Again our slightly more patrician and hard-drinking cousins across the pond prove why sometimes America really really sucks.

First Order of Business: No Booze On Public Transport.

Shocking that entire stations and train cars were not rent asunder by sheer force of -DOOF!, DOOF!, DOOF!, DOOF!-; euro techno melded with britons chanting something that sounds like the dirty thing Italians sing at 'football' games.

How England just got around to banning booze on public transport Three -(3)- days ago is a testament to their superiority as a culture and a nation.

El Burro salutes you, Old Blighty!!!
Vid of the Best Party you will ever see; -short of a formaldehyded Hootie and The Blowfish surrounded by a cloud of atomized LSD at the Great Pyramid with Jimi Hendrix on guitar and John Bonham on Drums in 2999-, after the jump.

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Posted by elburro on 06/ 3/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Vegetarians Responsible For Global Warming

Thank GOD there is at least 1 man out there talking sense.

And that man is Carlos Mencia.

Love him or hate him, he's right. Vegetarians, especially ones addicted to leafy greens instead of Tofu-snorting, are themselves the planet-destroying enviro-pariahs they love to dehumanize and rag on.
Keep Destroying the Earth's Photosynthetic and Carbon-Fixation capacity by eating nothing but plants, you dirty post-hippie patchouli-soaked Gastro-snobs!!! -Vid after the jump. (NSFW)

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Posted by elburro on 06/ 2/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

CBS Buys Bleeding-Edge Company CNET, Color Tele-Vision To Follow

Early in the morning after a few hearty constitutions and a bran flake enema at the Battle Creek San', Chief Mugwump of the Columbia Broadcasting System Incorporated, aka The Tiffany Network, agreed to buy the brash young scallywag upstart of a company that goes by the initials of C-N-E-T; -no doubt a H.A.M. Radio callsign.

Formerly known as the United Independent Broadcasters, and later as the Columbia Phonographic Broadcasting System, this new-fangled Columbia

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Posted by elburro on 05/16/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Video: Bluegrass Britney Spears! -WTF??? -TFSU! Nickel Creek FTW!!

After a search for Yael Naïm's wacky video for the MacBook Air song on YouTube, El Burro somehow ended up on these guys. -I guess through Yael's own cover of the song. -Which simultaneously Tests my undying love for Yael, the producer-buddy who whipped her ass into shape, and my tolerance for french accents in pop music.

Usually I have as much tolerance for Pop Tart music as I do for Paris Hilton. Herpes is not a gift and it's not special like the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus, or Lucky the Leprechaun; in spite of the fact that it keeps coming back for a visit.

But enough Yael-ing!

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Posted by elburro on 05/15/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Video: Chris Rock Says It's All Silda Spitzer's Fault

If this segment of Chris Rock's "Bigger and Blacker" is any indication of a general philosophy, I think Chris would agree that whatever wacky shit Eliot wanted that would have "Seemed Unsafe", as the quote goes, was first and foremost Silda Wall Spitzer's responsibility as duly appointed Freaky-Male-Libido-Kink Goalie.

Silly rabbit, Trix Are For Kids! -vid of Chris after the jump

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Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Video: Love Jim Cramer and His Bear Stearns Advice

BOO-YAAAAAHH! -HOLD ON TO THOSE SHARES OF BEAR STEARNS, SKEEE DADDY!!!
-wait. I never said such a thing. -when you said "money" I thought you meant a different kind of "money", see?...

Priceless Follow-up by YouTube User malcolmmceasy after the jump!

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Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

The Ninja Problem Is Spreading!

-Dude, don't look at me, ask this guy =>

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Video: Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson Discovers The True Value Of A Prius

via VideoSift

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Video: Delta Sez: "Bring On The Sexy Stews, Baby!!!"

People pay attention to hot chicks. (even other hot chicks)

Full Vid after the jump.

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Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Boycott Southwest-Goddamn Airlines! AT-TI-CA, AT-TI-CA!!! [w/Vids]

After installing their pseudo-puritan Born Again Moral Compasses into the instrumentation of the planes, Southwest has gone just Too Fucking Far this time.

They humiliated and threatened to bounce a Hot Chick off their flight. Those Damn Dirty Bastards!

Kyla Ebbert is entitled to fly just the same as any random ugly chode guy.
When, Oh When will the discrimination against hot blondes in tiny miniskirts stop, I ask you???
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Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Video: Frenchie From Rock of Love 2 Makes Chocolate Mousse, Then Eats it Off Her Boobs

VH1.com Videos


Nothing more needs to be said, methinks...

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Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Video: Joanne From Rocketboom Trains With New York Jedis, Retains Sense of Humor

Love the Princess Leia Cinnamon Buns Hairdo on her here.
Rocketboom Jedi Episode


"the practicality of it? -it's very very versatile."
-as Versatile as, hmm, say, ....
"The STAR WARS KID"????!!?!?!!?

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Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Heather Mills- Apparently 1-Legged Whores More Expensive than 6-Diamond Prostitute at Emperors Club

Regardless of how many people told Sir Paul he was crazy not to get a PreNup, I just have to say: "WOW! -That's one expensive whore!"

The joys of 1-Legged Trollopery have been Legend since Time Immemorial, and the stories of bastard pirates who've survived their ravages are as fearsome as the Great Monster Sagas like The 13th Warrior Beowulf.

Supposedly,

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Posted by elburro on 03/20/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Video: How Do I Love Thee, Santeri Ojala? -Let Me Count The Ways

Apparently, Eric Clapton really DOES suck as bad as I always thought; Steve Vai, too. I feel I cannot continue another day without a mention here to the mad genius that is Santeri Ojala and his guitar-based parodies.

As many of you know, the Copyright Vampires had his YouTube account jerked.

However, you cannot ever fully kill a Legend. And Santeri has forged himself into something incorruptible, like Bruce Wayne in "Batman Begins"

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Posted by elburro on 03/18/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

You Stay Classy, Fox News [w/Vids]

Recently in "Worst Hiring Choices Ever", our friends over at Fox News decided to keep it real -real moral- by hiring Anakin Skywalker Satan's Anus The Grandson of Joseph Goebbels Karl Rove. -Yeah, That Karl Rove. The one who worked with other administration frat-wanks to out a spy because they were feeling cranky that day. I'd already had the "Take the good with the bad" attitude about Bill O'Reilly, as sometimes he makes good sense, but at this point, the cure is officially worse than the disease....[read more >>]

Posted by elburro on 03/ 9/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |