Crazy Cat Kicks Bear Ass

Posted by elburro on 09/28/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Vegetarians Responsible For Global Warming

Thank GOD there is at least 1 man out there talking sense.

And that man is Carlos Mencia.

Love him or hate him, he's right. Vegetarians, especially ones addicted to leafy greens instead of Tofu-snorting, are themselves the planet-destroying enviro-pariahs they love to dehumanize and rag on.
Keep Destroying the Earth's Photosynthetic and Carbon-Fixation capacity by eating nothing but plants, you dirty post-hippie patchouli-soaked Gastro-snobs!!! -Vid after the jump. (NSFW)

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Posted by elburro on 06/ 2/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Bear Convicted of Stealing Honey, Resisting Turbo Folk Music

honey stealing bear at large green grass

After a year-long legal battle against some insanely powerful attorneys, such as Boo-Boo, Winnie and Smokey, the courts of Macedonia have finally given justice it's day.

Zoran Kiseloski had brought suit against the unnamed assailant for grand larceny, aggravated apiacide, and refusing to be deterred permanently by Macedonia's lone-remaining

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Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

CityNews Clarifies Edible Snow Types

So Grandpa WAS right! -Apparently Yellow still bad.

Though snow has been shown to carry both the pollution you already knew about, and also bacteria that is thankfully harmless in small quantities.
I was always told not to eat the first snowfall of the year, but I'm sure that was just my deadbeat father

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Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |