ACHTUNGUNTZEE! -BOOB QUAKE- BEST. SCIENCE. EXPERIMENT. EVAR!!!

In the tradition of the best science experiments ever conducted in history, Copernicus, Newton, Tesla, Einstein, you name it; student Jen McCreight has enlisted [upd: almost a hundred] thousands of women, armed only with their boobs, to test out a very strange hypothesis.

That immodestly-dressed women cause earthquakes.

If some odd religious hypotheses are right, there should at least be a few noticeable earthquakes in Washington DC, West Lafayette Indiana, and perhaps a few other cities on April 26th, 2010.

The indiscreetly-dressed women

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Posted by elburro on 04/25/10 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Spitzer Breathes Sigh of Relief, Joins Bill Clinton Club; John Edwards Officially Banged Hussy

Somewhere in a tony, wood-paneled washington hotel that condones unprotected anal sex with female prostitutes who have magic ******s, Eliot Spitzer is breathing a Massive Sigh of Relief; "I'm finally outta da spotlight!".

And Ashley Dupree is cursing; -"That should be MY seven whore diamond spotlight moment, dammit!".

Strike Up The Band,

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Posted by elburro on 08/ 9/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Top Gear USA's Only Hope? -Boobs

Let's face it, we all believe the children are our future. And those children will have to breast-feed at some point if they are to be as healthy as possible.

Our brilliant friends across the pond realize this and encourage bewbage with abandon and their own inimitable sense of humor.

-Unfortunately, the American version of the show soon to be hawked by NBC is sure to suck, and I feel the only hope for it at all would be to populate the front row of the studio audience with impossibly hott bewb deliverage devices.

Larger pics after the jump.

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Posted by elburro on 07/22/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Collagen Make Poonanny Go Boom.

Maybe fix Spitzer Mama-San? -or Vietnamese ding-dong beads instead?

Certainly good time for invention. Women just the laying downs eternity; men do all work in bedroom, anysure.

Maybe this instance 2 minutes finally enough?...

... OR, just make MORE nagging, just every 2 minute???

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Posted by elburro on 06/23/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Chris Rock Says It's All Silda Spitzer's Fault

If this segment of Chris Rock's "Bigger and Blacker" is any indication of a general philosophy, I think Chris would agree that whatever wacky shit Eliot wanted that would have "Seemed Unsafe", as the quote goes, was first and foremost Silda Wall Spitzer's responsibility as duly appointed Freaky-Male-Libido-Kink Goalie.

Silly rabbit, Trix Are For Kids! -vid of Chris after the jump

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Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Crazy Japanese WMD Slogan Underpants

Honestly, we here at WD thought the Flickr Chinglish Pool was the absolute tops and the last word in freestyle english language mashup public humor poetry with gems like "mind crotch", "Naïve Bear Paradise", "Herpes Schmerpes", "Beaty Sharon, the service for massage", "Fale Toilet", and (for the Brits in the house) "Fanny Florist, Ltd." (as 'fanny' means something diff to the Brits, eh?)

HOWEVER!!!

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Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloon Ideas at Oobject

Perhaps I'm just old, but I couldn't

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Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

What Would Jesus Drive? (-to buy porn)

Photo by Sarah B. Jones

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Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Boycott Southwest-Goddamn Airlines! AT-TI-CA, AT-TI-CA!!!

After installing their pseudo-puritan Born Again Moral Compasses into the instrumentation of the planes, Southwest has gone just Too Fucking Far this time.

They humiliated and threatened to bounce a Hot Chick off their flight. Those Damn Dirty Bastards!

Kyla Ebbert is entitled to fly just the same as any random ugly chode guy.
When, Oh When will the discrimination against hot blondes in tiny miniskirts stop, I ask you???
-Vids after the jump.

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Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Frenchie From Rock of Love 2 Makes Chocolate Mousse, Then Eats it Off Her Boobs

VH1.com Videos


Nothing more needs to be said, methinks...

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Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |