ACHTUNGUNTZEE! -BOOB QUAKE- BEST. SCIENCE. EXPERIMENT. EVAR!!!

In the tradition of the best science experiments ever conducted in history, Copernicus, Newton, Tesla, Einstein, you name it; student Jen McCreight has enlisted [upd: almost a hundred] thousands of women, armed only with their boobs, to test out a very strange hypothesis.

That immodestly-dressed women cause earthquakes.

If some odd religious hypotheses are right, there should at least be a few noticeable earthquakes in Washington DC, West Lafayette Indiana, and perhaps a few other cities on April 26th, 2010.

The indiscreetly-dressed women

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Posted by elburro on 04/25/10 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Coolest Thing EVAR! - Salt Patterns On Vibrating Table

ok, >> TURN. YOUR. SPEAKERS. -D O W N- <<
-you'll get hurt if you don't.

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Posted by elburro on 10/19/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

The BeatBearing - A Sequencer/Drum Machine Using Ball Bearings

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Posted by elburro on 10/17/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Check Out The ReacTogon Chain Reactive Performance Arpeggiator

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Posted by elburro on 10/16/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Collagen Make Poonanny Go Boom.

Maybe fix Spitzer Mama-San? -or Vietnamese ding-dong beads instead?

Certainly good time for invention. Women just the laying downs eternity; men do all work in bedroom, anysure.

Maybe this instance 2 minutes finally enough?...

... OR, just make MORE nagging, just every 2 minute???

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Posted by elburro on 06/23/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Vegetarians Responsible For Global Warming

Thank GOD there is at least 1 man out there talking sense.

And that man is Carlos Mencia.

Love him or hate him, he's right. Vegetarians, especially ones addicted to leafy greens instead of Tofu-snorting, are themselves the planet-destroying enviro-pariahs they love to dehumanize and rag on.
Keep Destroying the Earth's Photosynthetic and Carbon-Fixation capacity by eating nothing but plants, you dirty post-hippie patchouli-soaked Gastro-snobs!!! -Vid after the jump. (NSFW)

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Posted by elburro on 06/ 2/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

CityNews Clarifies Edible Snow Types

So Grandpa WAS right! -Apparently Yellow still bad.

Though snow has been shown to carry both the pollution you already knew about, and also bacteria that is thankfully harmless in small quantities.
I was always told not to eat the first snowfall of the year, but I'm sure that was just my deadbeat father

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Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Yes Napoleon, It's Really a Liger

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Joanne From Rocketboom Trains With New York Jedis, Retains Sense of Humor

Love the Princess Leia Cinnamon Buns Hairdo on her here.
Rocketboom Jedi Episode


"the practicality of it? -it's very very versatile."
-as Versatile as, hmm, say, ....
"The STAR WARS KID"????!!?!?!!?

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