Early in the morning after a few hearty constitutions and a bran flake enema at the Battle Creek San', Chief Mugwump of the Columbia Broadcasting System Incorporated, aka The Tiffany Network, agreed to buy the brash young scallywag upstart of a company that goes by the initials of C-N-E-T; -no doubt a H.A.M. Radio callsign.
Formerly known as the United Independent Broadcasters, and later as the Columbia Phonographic Broadcasting System, this new-fangled Columbia
Recently in "Worst Hiring Choices Ever", our friends over at Fox News decided to keep it real -real moral- by hiring Anakin SkywalkerSatan's AnusThe Grandson of Joseph Goebbels Karl Rove.
-Yeah, That Karl Rove.
The one who worked with other administration frat-wanks to out a spy because they were feeling cranky that day.
I'd already had the "Take the good with the bad" attitude about Bill O'Reilly, as sometimes he makes good sense, but at this point, the cure is officially worse than the disease....[read more >>]
