Cheeky Brits Combine Humor, Smarts, And World's Fastest SSD RAID @2GB/s Into Awesomeness

If nothing else, stay for the funny production values and silly background music, which instantly makes it 10x better

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Posted by elburro on 03/10/09 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

We Are Here To Change The World ... --By Juggling Upside Down

This video is not to be missed. -If even for the Late-80's, Early 90's awful soundtrack;

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Posted by elburro on 03/ 3/09 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Japan's Thanko Is Cruise Control For Awesome - This Time: USB Bust Warmer

"What's Up With Japan?", G4TV asks. -I echo the sentiment wholeheartedly.

In this iteration, Thanko continues the good fight with its wacky gadgets, scoring a grand-slam in the long war of breast-beautification.

How warming them up (or scalding them --40C?!?) is supposed to make them more beautiful, I don't know; but what the hell.

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Posted by elburro on 01/19/09 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

RIP, Ricardo Montalban 1920-2009

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Posted by elburro on 01/17/09 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Jason Statham Shows Up In Gaza Strip; Shit Blows Up... -Weird.

Hmmm, ...

"Transporter 4" early location shooting can be the only possible answer.

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Posted by elburro on 01/ 4/09 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

The Instant Classic Audi R8: Drop The Gun Or...

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Posted by elburro on 12/10/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Say Hello To Your Future Overlord: Capucine, The Cutest Kid On Planet Earth.

Sorry for the wonky content disconnect, but this French kid is the cutest, most intelligent being on the planet and probably the entire galaxy.

Garrison Keillor

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Posted by elburro on 11/16/08 | Comments (2) | Email to a friend |

Do WHAT to Fiat, Now?

Well if you say so, -maybe we can work something out. -I'll call up my dragon friends and ask.
But not on the first date, anyway.


And don't pick up my daughter in that car!

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Posted by elburro on 11/13/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Street Magic FAIL -What Is The British Word For Oops!?

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Posted by elburro on 10/18/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Little Girl Flips Off Old WaMu Customer

The important thing here

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Posted by elburro on 10/ 8/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Top Gear USA's Only Hope? -Boobs

Let's face it, we all believe the children are our future. And those children will have to breast-feed at some point if they are to be as healthy as possible.

Our brilliant friends across the pond realize this and encourage bewbage with abandon and their own inimitable sense of humor.

-Unfortunately, the American version of the show soon to be hawked by NBC is sure to suck, and I feel the only hope for it at all would be to populate the front row of the studio audience with impossibly hott bewb deliverage devices.

Larger pics after the jump.

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Posted by elburro on 07/22/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Slackware Masterpiece! James Houston Remixes Radiohead's "Nude"

-and my home recording equipment gently weeps

as I burn it,

because James Houston kicks ass.

If there were ever a reason to chuck out entry deadlines for contests for sheer (rat+cat+dog)^(6.02*turducken) -scale awesomeness of entry alone:

This Video Is It.
-> jump.

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Posted by elburro on 06/ 9/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

ELL-OH GUBNAR!! -Brits Launch Greatest UndergrounD Party Since ... 1999? Where are you, Prince???

Once Again our slightly more patrician and hard-drinking cousins across the pond prove why sometimes America really really sucks.

First Order of Business: No Booze On Public Transport.

Shocking that entire stations and train cars were not rent asunder by sheer force of -DOOF!, DOOF!, DOOF!, DOOF!-; euro techno melded with britons chanting something that sounds like the dirty thing Italians sing at 'football' games.

How England just got around to banning booze on public transport Three -(3)- days ago is a testament to their superiority as a culture and a nation.

El Burro salutes you, Old Blighty!!!
Vid of the Best Party you will ever see; -short of a formaldehyded Hootie and The Blowfish surrounded by a cloud of atomized LSD at the Great Pyramid with Jimi Hendrix on guitar and John Bonham on Drums in 2999-, after the jump.

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Posted by elburro on 06/ 3/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Bear Convicted of Stealing Honey, Resisting Turbo Folk Music

After a year-long legal battle against some insanely powerful attorneys, such as Boo-Boo, Winnie and Smokey, the courts of Macedonia have finally given justice it's day.

Zoran Kiseloski had brought suit against the unnamed assailant for grand larceny, aggravated apiacide, and refusing to be deterred permanently by Macedonia's lone-remaining

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Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Crazy Japanese WMD Slogan Underpants

Honestly, we here at WD thought the Flickr Chinglish Pool was the absolute tops and the last word in freestyle english language mashup public humor poetry with gems like "mind crotch", "Naïve Bear Paradise", "Herpes Schmerpes", "Beaty Sharon, the service for massage", "Fale Toilet", and (for the Brits in the house) "Fanny Florist, Ltd." (as 'fanny' means something diff to the Brits, eh?)

HOWEVER!!!

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Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Tasty Japanese Rice Crackers - Wasp Flavor

Cooperation between local digger wasp hunters/fan club members and cookie manufacturers in Omachi, Japan helps keep pubic hair on old dudes black and strong -the way it should be, Dammit!!

Following the JRDA of 12 Wasps per day

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Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Comments (2) | Email to a friend |

Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson Discovers The True Value Of A Prius

via VideoSift

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Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Congratulations Señor Valdez! -Jou Are No Longer a Cocaine Mule!

Jou are now El Capitaine of a Submarine made from plans in the back pages of El Popular Mechanics Magazine!

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Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Frenchie From Rock of Love 2 Makes Chocolate Mousse, Then Eats it Off Her Boobs

VH1.com Videos


Nothing more needs to be said, methinks...

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Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Another Reason to Move to Scotland: Smacking Co-Workers' Bottoms, Calling Them Naughty Girls OK

SO, "Lesbian Spank Inferno" was not just a fantastic episode of the BBC's 'Coupling' sitcom, but a sassy pastime in Scottish courts.

For example, Mrs. Middleton proclaims: "Nobody is that friendly with me other than my husband."

Now let's examine that phrase for a second, ok?
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Time's up. -Ok; ->Exactly. -Perjury, right?
She's Scottish -And a lawyer. No, Mrs. Middleton;

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Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Church Cock of The Year Appointed in Sweden

Quote: "It’s a lovely cock," said Anna-Maria Larsson, the Parish Vicar, "We’re fortunate to have such a nice symbol on top of our old church."

Among what was said to be stiff competition since the start of the 1930s restoration boom, the Old Church in Alnö, Sweden

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Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Japan Appoints New Ambassador

In the most Honest action taken in any government around the world, Japan has officially sacked up to the plate and called it's shot like a modern-day Judicial Babe Ruth. -Left Field, Second Row Up; Gaijin MF-ers!

While we're suffering from the worst case of "I Can't [****-ing] Believe It's Not Butter!!!" since Fabio with our own elected officials, I believe strongly our friends in Japan are trying to -At Once- 1)Extend the Hemlock Branch of sympathy

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Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Ship Tigers To Canada!

Instructables User, Guppie

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Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Man in Cockfosters Cocks Up Engagement Ring Plans, Ends Up With Bells In Sling

So this nice guy, Lefkos Hajji, has a florist put a $12k engagement ring in a helium balloon, so that his sweetie can pop it when he gives it to her. -The Olde 'Pop' the question pun was his aim, I guess.

He steps out of the shop, a gust of wind comes by and tears

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Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |