Love Jim Cramer and His Bear Stearns Advice

BOO-YAAAAAHH! -HOLD ON TO THOSE SHARES OF BEAR STEARNS, SKEEE DADDY!!!
-wait. I never said such a thing. -when you said "money" I thought you meant a different kind of "money", see?...

Priceless Follow-up by YouTube User malcolmmceasy after the jump!

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Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Email to a friend | Comments (0)
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What Would Jesus Drive? (-to buy porn)

Photo by Sarah B. Jones

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Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Email to a friend | Comments (0)
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DIY Knitted Uterus For Bitter, Barren, Cat-Lady Spinsters

With so many women becoming increasingly tied to their careers and their irrational "Unicorns, Rainbows and Lucky-charm-farts" Expectations of men, the rate of Uterus Expiration is at an all time high, despite the rigors of modern science.

Even The Blog of Bitches, by Bitches for Bitches -otherwise known as "Jezebel" has been able to illustrate a few bad examples (in their new comedy section).

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Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Email to a friend | Comments (0)
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Heather Mills- Apparently 1-Legged Whores More Expensive than 6-Diamond Prostitute at Emperors Club

Regardless of how many people told Sir Paul he was crazy not to get a PreNup, I just have to say: "WOW! -That's one expensive whore!"

The joys of 1-Legged Trollopery have been Legend since Time Immemorial, and the stories of bastard pirates who've survived their ravages are as fearsome as the Great Monster Sagas like The 13th Warrior Beowulf.

Supposedly,

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Posted by elburro on 03/20/08 | Email to a friend | Comments (0)
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