Dave Barry's Year In Review Up At Washington Post

WOW.

-Just Wow.

Spot-on analyses of the year's cavalcade of (frequently politician-dominated) buffoonery such as:

"As it becomes increasingly clear that the federal government's plan of giving hundreds of billions of dollars to dysfunctional companies has not fixed the problem, the government comes up with a bold new plan: Give more hundreds of billions of dollars to dysfunctional companies. Soon the government is in a bailout frenzy, handing out money left and right, at one point accidentally giving $14 billion to a man

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Posted by elburro on 12/31/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Spitzer Breathes Sigh of Relief, Joins Bill Clinton Club; John Edwards Officially Banged Hussy

Somewhere in a tony, wood-paneled washington hotel that condones unprotected anal sex with female prostitutes who have magic ******s, Eliot Spitzer is breathing a Massive Sigh of Relief; "I'm finally outta da spotlight!".

And Ashley Dupree is cursing; -"That should be MY seven whore diamond spotlight moment, dammit!".

Strike Up The Band,

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Posted by elburro on 08/ 9/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Bear Convicted of Stealing Honey, Resisting Turbo Folk Music

After a year-long legal battle against some insanely powerful attorneys, such as Boo-Boo, Winnie and Smokey, the courts of Macedonia have finally given justice it's day.

Zoran Kiseloski had brought suit against the unnamed assailant for grand larceny, aggravated apiacide, and refusing to be deterred permanently by Macedonia's lone-remaining

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Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloon Ideas at Oobject

Perhaps I'm just old, but I couldn't

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Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Japan Appoints New Ambassador

In the most Honest action taken in any government around the world, Japan has officially sacked up to the plate and called it's shot like a modern-day Judicial Babe Ruth. -Left Field, Second Row Up; Gaijin MF-ers!

While we're suffering from the worst case of "I Can't [****-ing] Believe It's Not Butter!!!" since Fabio with our own elected officials, I believe strongly our friends in Japan are trying to -At Once- 1)Extend the Hemlock Branch of sympathy

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Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

F-16 Bombs Tulsa -Accidentally; Terre Haute to Follow

Apparently the 'smurf-killer' bomb "accidentally fell off" the plane.
Hmmm...
-Was Tulsa asking for it? -Is this a new application of the dreaded "Eminent Domain"?

Danger Room

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Posted by elburro on 03/17/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

You Stay Classy, Fox News

Recently in "Worst Hiring Choices Ever", our friends over at Fox News decided to keep it real -real moral- by hiring Anakin Skywalker Satan's Anus The Grandson of Joseph Goebbels Karl Rove. -Yeah, That Karl Rove. The one who worked with other administration frat-wanks to out a spy because they were feeling cranky that day. I'd already had the "Take the good with the bad" attitude about Bill O'Reilly, as sometimes he makes good sense, but at this point, the cure is officially worse than the disease....[read more >>]

Posted by elburro on 03/ 9/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |