Vegetarians At It Again, This Time Disfiguring Children

First, it was Christian Scientists who don't believe in Medical Science, whose children end up dying.

Now, a 12-Year-Old Girl in Glasgow Scotland has degenerative bone disease, several fractures and Rickets due to parents' restrictive vegan diet imposed on her since birth.

Causing Global Warming apparently not enough for them, now Vegetarians are bent on causing children a long, slow death and deformity.

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Posted by elburro on 06/22/08 | Email to a friend | Comments (0)
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Vegetarians Responsible For Global Warming

Thank GOD there is at least 1 man out there talking sense.

And that man is Carlos Mencia.

Love him or hate him, he's right. Vegetarians, especially ones addicted to leafy greens instead of Tofu-snorting, are themselves the planet-destroying enviro-pariahs they love to dehumanize and rag on.
Keep Destroying the Earth's Photosynthetic and Carbon-Fixation capacity by eating nothing but plants, you dirty post-hippie patchouli-soaked Gastro-snobs!!! -Vid after the jump. (NSFW)

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Posted by elburro on 06/ 2/08 | Email to a friend | Comments (0)
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Chris Rock Says It's All Silda Spitzer's Fault

If this segment of Chris Rock's "Bigger and Blacker" is any indication of a general philosophy, I think Chris would agree that whatever wacky shit Eliot wanted that would have "Seemed Unsafe", as the quote goes, was first and foremost Silda Wall Spitzer's responsibility as duly appointed Freaky-Male-Libido-Kink Goalie.

Silly rabbit, Trix Are For Kids! -vid of Chris after the jump

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Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Email to a friend | Comments (0)
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Love Jim Cramer and His Bear Stearns Advice

BOO-YAAAAAHH! -HOLD ON TO THOSE SHARES OF BEAR STEARNS, SKEEE DADDY!!!
-wait. I never said such a thing. -when you said "money" I thought you meant a different kind of "money", see?...

Priceless Follow-up by YouTube User malcolmmceasy after the jump!

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Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Email to a friend | Comments (0)
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Never Mind The Bollocks. -Drink Your Own Pee!!!

Hey!- If Instructables has directions on it, and the venerable Surgeon General SONIA RODRIGUEZ DE GOMEZ says "DRINK YOUR OWN URINE [edit: that's "The Waters of Shiva" to you and me] AT LAST ONCE A DAY. PREFER THE FIRST EMISSION IN THE MORNING.", then what could possibly be wrong with it?

Sarah Miles does it; -so did JD Salinger, and Former Indian Prime Minister Morarji Desai, too.

-Wasn't Auto-UroTherapy part of the DeltaDeltaDelta Sorority

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Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Email to a friend | Comments (0)
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DIY Knitted Uterus For Bitter, Barren, Cat-Lady Spinsters

With so many women becoming increasingly tied to their careers and their irrational "Unicorns, Rainbows and Lucky-charm-farts" Expectations of men, the rate of Uterus Expiration is at an all time high, despite the rigors of modern science.

Even The Blog of Bitches, by Bitches for Bitches -otherwise known as "Jezebel" has been able to illustrate a few bad examples (in their new comedy section).

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Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Email to a friend | Comments (0)
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