PomplaMoose Improves on "Telephone"

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Posted by elburro on 04/20/10 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

RIP, Ricardo Montalban 1920-2009

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Posted by elburro on 01/17/09 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Jason Statham Shows Up In Gaza Strip; Shit Blows Up... -Weird.

Hmmm, ...

"Transporter 4" early location shooting can be the only possible answer.

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Posted by elburro on 01/ 4/09 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Acoustic 'Pork & Beans' With Tay Zonday and Brian Bell of Weezer

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Posted by elburro on 12/15/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Natalie Portman + Hipster Yeti Up For Hot Chick With Douchebag Celebrity Couple Of The Year

This year brought somewhat relieving news that my beloved Natalie Portman is no longer dating a Hipster Yeti.

Even Better News is that she and her former beloved have been put in the running for Hot Chick With Douchebag Celebrity Couple of The Year by DB1 in the 2008 Douchies Awards over at HotChicksWithDouchebags.com.

Freaky Video After the Jump or no, I feel that this is the time for all good men and women to come to the aid of their country

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Posted by elburro on 12/15/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Who the EFF is Samurai Scrote? -And Why Does He Have [ed] 6000+ Comments?

Who is this man?
How is it he's figured a way to stain Stainless Steel, to hump Humpback Whales, to transform into a goat and placekick Zeus in the nards?

Get Involved! -Solve the mystery! Witness the Majesty that is

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Posted by elburro on 10/22/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Vegetarians Responsible For Global Warming

Thank GOD there is at least 1 man out there talking sense.

And that man is Carlos Mencia.

Love him or hate him, he's right. Vegetarians, especially ones addicted to leafy greens instead of Tofu-snorting, are themselves the planet-destroying enviro-pariahs they love to dehumanize and rag on.
Keep Destroying the Earth's Photosynthetic and Carbon-Fixation capacity by eating nothing but plants, you dirty post-hippie patchouli-soaked Gastro-snobs!!! -Vid after the jump. (NSFW)

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Posted by elburro on 06/ 2/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Bluegrass Britney Spears! -WTF??? -TFSU! Nickel Creek FTW!!

After a search for Yael Naïm's wacky video for the MacBook Air song on YouTube, El Burro somehow ended up on these guys. -I guess through Yael's own cover of the song. -Which simultaneously Tests my undying love for Yael, the producer-buddy who whipped her ass into shape, and my tolerance for french accents in pop music.

Usually I have as much tolerance for Pop Tart music as I do for Paris Hilton. Herpes is not a gift and it's not special like the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus, or Lucky the Leprechaun; in spite of the fact that it keeps coming back for a visit.

But enough Yael-ing!

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Posted by elburro on 05/15/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |