RIP, Ricardo Montalban 1920-2009

Posted by elburro on 01/17/09 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

NYT Thinks Economy Not Bad Enough Yet; Demands $4Gal Gas As Subsidy For Repainting Lenin's Portrait On Their Ivory Tower

Apparently, the ONLY break we all seem to be getting in this rather crappy economic climate is ~$1.55/Gal gas.

BUT NO-OO-OOOO!

That's -Not Cool- with the NYT!

There aren't yet enough suburban Society Wives clipping coupons or Hedge-Funders trading in mega-yachts. Things don't need to get better, they should get Worse!

*Coupled with a sense of timing that would make (the inventor of the guillotine)^(Marie Antoinette's cake comment) look less ironic, their Man Ezra Dyer

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Posted by elburro on 12/29/08 | Comments (1) | Email to a friend |

The Instant Classic Audi R8: Drop The Gun Or...

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Posted by elburro on 12/10/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Do WHAT to Fiat, Now?

fuck fiat
Well if you say so, -maybe we can work something out. -I'll call up my dragon friends and ask.
But not on the first date, anyway.

And don't pick up my daughter in that car!

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Posted by elburro on 11/13/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

What Else Can Be Said But: Drainage Fail

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Posted by elburro on 10/10/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |

Top Gear USA's Only Hope? -Boobs

Let's face it, we all believe the children are our future. And those children will have to breast-feed at some point if they are to be as healthy as possible.

Our brilliant friends across the pond realize this and encourage bewbage with abandon and their own inimitable sense of humor.

-Unfortunately, the American version of the show soon to be hawked by NBC is sure to suck, and I feel the only hope for it at all would be to populate the front row of the studio audience with impossibly hott bewb deliverage devices.

Larger pics after the jump.

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Posted by elburro on 07/22/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |