Spitzer Breathes Sigh of Relief, Joins Bill Clinton Club; John Edwards Officially Banged Hussy

And Ashley Dupree is cursing; -"That should be MY seven whore diamond spotlight moment, dammit!".
Strike Up The Band,
...[more]Posted by elburro on 08/ 9/08 | Email to a friend
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Vegetarians Responsible For Global Warming

And that man is Carlos Mencia.
Love him or hate him, he's right. Vegetarians, especially ones addicted to leafy greens instead of Tofu-snorting, are themselves the planet-destroying enviro-pariahs they love to dehumanize and rag on.
Keep Destroying the Earth's Photosynthetic and Carbon-Fixation capacity by eating nothing but plants, you dirty post-hippie patchouli-soaked Gastro-snobs!!! -Vid after the jump. (NSFW)
Posted by elburro on 06/ 2/08 | Email to a friend
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Otherwise "Nice Guy" Spring Breakers Dynamite Balcony, Do Not Understand Subsequent Arrest

Outside the confines of Hazzard County, Georgia,
It would seem that complete or partial detonation of a public structure is in fact best left in movies with 'House' and 'Animal' in the title and not practiced in real life.
And though the Morris family from Kansas Probably Did request a Wake-Up call,
...[more]Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Email to a friend
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Love Jim Cramer and His Bear Stearns Advice
BOO-YAAAAAHH! -HOLD ON TO THOSE SHARES OF BEAR STEARNS, SKEEE DADDY!!!
-wait. I never said such a thing. -when you said "money" I thought you meant a different kind of "money", see?...
Priceless Follow-up by YouTube User malcolmmceasy after the jump!
Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Email to a friend
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Man in Cockfosters Cocks Up Engagement Ring Plans, Ends Up With Bells In Sling

He steps out of the shop, a gust of wind comes by and tears
...[more]Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Email to a friend
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F-16 Bombs Tulsa -Accidentally; Terre Haute to Follow

Hmmm...
-Was Tulsa asking for it? -Is this a new application of the dreaded "Eminent Domain"? ...[more]
Posted by elburro on 03/17/08 | Email to a friend
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