Who the EFF is Samurai Scrote? -And Why Does He Have [ed] 6000+ Comments?

Who is this man? How is it he's figured a way to stain Stainless Steel, to hump Humpback Whales, to transform into a goat and placekick Zeus in the nards?

Get Involved! -Solve the mystery! Witness the Majesty that is Samurai Scrote and the funniest comment thread on the internet!

PS: A big howdy to all Baghunters, Wheezy, and his pal "Zombie" who still persecutes the scum of the earth from beyond the grave. ++Elizabeth Banks talks about them too, in the links.
Links:
Samurai Scrote: The Funniest (and longest; [ed:]~6000) Comment Thread On The Internet (NSFW) Original Post at Hot Chicks With Douchebags Samurai Scrote up for HCwDB Of The Week, and Wins Even a Tribute Blog has gone up! And a Short Tribute Video at YT
Elizabeth Banks Apparently Skilled at Spotting & Mocking Douchebags @NBC and Hulu

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