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Top Gear USA's Only Hope? -Boobs

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Let's face it, we all believe the children are our future. And those children will have to breast-feed at some point if they are to be as healthy as possible.

Our brilliant friends across the pond realize this and encourage bewbage with abandon and their own inimitable sense of humor.

-Unfortunately, the American version of the show soon to be hawked by NBC is sure to suck, and I feel the only hope for it at all would be to populate the front row of the studio audience with impossibly hott bewb deliverage devices.

Larger pics after the jump.

I've just recently said as much in my prayers to Jesus and Network Television:

Dear lord, these things I pray.
That the mighty corporate rectum-puppets of our great broadcasting system will go forth and farm the fertile delta of southern cal for the abundant bleeth hottness flourishing therein. Let them be good and constant servants of the lord, and let them populate the valley of their studio audience with the bounty of their harvesting and the fruits of thine own perfect design (as exemplified by our Anglo-Saxon brethren and sistren here:

)
And lo, let no man pursue, his right to happiness notwithstanding, the boobies perpetually out of reach, for those are not boobies at all. (Hat tip to: HotChicksWithDouchebags)
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Seriously, if you're not finding a way to watch BBC's TopGear already; -you should.

TopGear USA Audience Casting via AutoFiends

Posted by elburro on 07/22/08 | Email to a friend | Comments (0)
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