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Otherwise "Nice Guy" Spring Breakers Dynamite Balcony, Do Not Understand Subsequent Arrest

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Outside the confines of Hazzard County, Georgia,
It would seem that complete or partial detonation of a public structure is in fact best left in movies with 'House' and 'Animal' in the title and not practiced in real life.

And though the Morris family from Kansas Probably Did request a Wake-Up call, I'm pretty sure they didn't mean, "Almost dispose of one of my children at 2:30am with a 1/2 stick of Dynamite" in that unique 'Malibu's Most Wanted' meets 'Rage Against The Machine' meets the recently released 40th sequel to 'American Pie, Bandcamp: Severe Colorectal Irrigation"-fashion.

Why bond is not set at $200k instead of $20k, I have no idea.

Way to go boys. -NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!

Spring Break Dyne-O-Mite!

Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Email to a friend | Comments (0)
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