Bear Convicted of Stealing Honey, Resisting Turbo Folk Music
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Zoran Kiseloski had brought suit against the unnamed assailant for grand larceny, aggravated apiacide, and refusing to be deterred permanently by Macedonia's lone-remaining Weapon of Mass Destruction: Turbo Folk Music.
It had eventually become immune the torrent of explosive Serbo-Croatian-banjo-solos (no doubt, played by WD's own favorite inbred string-wanker, Yngwie Malmstein).
The worst part of this story is:
That bastard bear was tried In Absentia, he's still At Large and the State is obligated to pay his court bills because he's a protected species, or something. -Fucker.
Knut the Polar Bear and Stephen Colbert were unavailable for comment.
Bastard Bears of Macedonia
Photo: "Bear", by Jose Bernalte
Posted by elburro on 04/ 1/08 | Comments (0) | Email to a friend |
