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Black JagLion > Liger!!! -Sorry Napoleon.

--Read More In: Animals | Awwww -Cute! | Ninjas | Oddities | Sweet!

Unfortunately, Bear Creek Sanctuary is a bit protective of their kittehs, so no photo was available to use here; -not even for a LOLcat.

So, the world-class, expert photoretouchers here at WD have put together a sweet, sweet comp to approximate the majesty of this hybrid of gorgeousness equal to Halle Berry, Rhona Mitra, Jessica Alba or Salma Hayek.

Bigger Pix + Link after the jump.

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Posted by elburro on 07/25/08 | Email to a friend | Comments (0)
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Top Gear USA's Only Hope? -Boobs

--Read More In: Cars | International | Sex | Women

Let's face it, we all believe the children are our future. And those children will have to breast-feed at some point if they are to be as healthy as possible.

Our brilliant friends across the pond realize this and encourage bewbage with abandon and their own inimitable sense of humor.

-Unfortunately, the American version of the show soon to be hawked by NBC is sure to suck, and I feel the only hope for it at all would be to populate the front row of the studio audience with impossibly hott bewb deliverage devices.

Larger pics after the jump.

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Posted by elburro on 07/22/08 | Email to a friend | Comments (0)
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Yes, It's The Scuba Cat From The HowStuffWorks.com Commercial!

--Read More In: Animals | Awwww -Cute! | Geniuses

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Posted by elburro on 07/ 8/08 | Email to a friend | Comments (0)
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Collagen Make Poonanny Go Boom.

--Read More In: Health | Science | Sex | Women | dude.

Maybe fix Spitzer Mama-San? -or Vietnamese ding-dong beads instead?

Certainly good time for invention. Women just the laying downs eternity; men do all work in bedroom, anysure.

Maybe this instance 2 minutes finally enough?...

... OR, just make MORE nagging, just every 2 minute???

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Posted by elburro on 06/23/08 | Email to a friend | Comments (0)
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Vegetarians At It Again, This Time Disfiguring Children

--Read More In: Dumb Smart People | Food | Health | Kids

First, it was Christian Scientists who don't believe in Medical Science, whose children end up dying.

Now, a 12-Year-Old Girl in Glasgow Scotland has degenerative bone disease, several fractures and Rickets due to parents' restrictive vegan diet imposed on her since birth.

Causing Global Warming apparently not enough for them, now Vegetarians are bent on causing children a long, slow death and deformity.

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Posted by elburro on 06/22/08 | Email to a friend | Comments (0)
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Slackware Masterpiece! James Houston Remixes Radiohead's "Nude"

--Read More In: Gadgets | Geniuses | International | Music | Technology

-and my home recording equipment gently weeps

as I burn it,

because James Houston kicks ass.

If there were ever a reason to chuck out entry deadlines for contests for sheer (rat+cat+dog)^(6.02*turducken) -scale awesomeness of entry alone:

This Video Is It.
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Posted by elburro on 06/ 9/08 | Email to a friend | Comments (0)
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ELL-OH GUBNAR!! -Brits Launch Greatest UndergrounD Party Since ... 1999? Where are you, Prince???

--Read More In: Drinking | Geniuses | International | Sweet!

Once Again our slightly more patrician and hard-drinking cousins across the pond prove why sometimes America really really sucks.

First Order of Business: No Booze On Public Transport.

Shocking that entire stations and train cars were not rent asunder by sheer force of -DOOF!, DOOF!, DOOF!, DOOF!-; euro techno melded with britons chanting something that sounds like the dirty thing Italians sing at 'football' games.

How England just got around to banning booze on public transport Three -(3)- days ago is a testament to their superiority as a culture and a nation.

El Burro salutes you, Old Blighty!!!
Vid of the Best Party you will ever see; -short of a formaldehyded Hootie and The Blowfish surrounded by a cloud of atomized LSD at the Great Pyramid with Jimi Hendrix on guitar and John Bonham on Drums in 2999-, after the jump.

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Posted by elburro on 06/ 3/08 | Email to a friend | Comments (0)
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Vegetarians Responsible For Global Warming

--Read More In: Blockheads | Celebrity | Dumb Smart People | Music | Science | The Great Outdoors

Thank GOD there is at least 1 man out there talking sense.

And that man is Carlos Mencia.

Love him or hate him, he's right. Vegetarians, especially ones addicted to leafy greens instead of Tofu-snorting, are themselves the planet-destroying enviro-pariahs they love to dehumanize and rag on.
Keep Destroying the Earth's Photosynthetic and Carbon-Fixation capacity by eating nothing but plants, you dirty post-hippie patchouli-soaked Gastro-snobs!!! -Vid after the jump. (NSFW)

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Posted by elburro on 06/ 2/08 | Email to a friend | Comments (0)
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CBS Buys Bleeding-Edge Company CNET, Color Tele-Vision To Follow

--Read More In: Fake News | Media | Technology | Women

Early in the morning after a few hearty constitutions and a bran flake enema at the Battle Creek San', Chief Mugwump of the Columbia Broadcasting System Incorporated, aka The Tiffany Network, agreed to buy the brash young scallywag upstart of a company that goes by the initials of C-N-E-T; -no doubt a H.A.M. Radio callsign.

Formerly known as the United Independent Broadcasters, and later as the Columbia Phonographic Broadcasting System, this new-fangled Columbia

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Posted by elburro on 05/16/08 | Email to a friend | Comments (0)
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